Thursday, 31 July 2014

The prison part 4 (3 years later) Hey guys can you actually read this and comment it. Read 1 2 and three first cool!! ;) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;)








I walk through the old dusty street, a painful howl escapes my mouth as I am slammed to the ground, blood trickles down my forehead and one of the legs is in a painful position
"Shut up," the captor hisses at me, I look up and see a pale man with a knife in his hand a ugly scar running down his face from his left eye to his jaw. "Who are you" I croak weakly the man smiles a cruel and cold smile
"My, my, my. Don't you remember me? Don't you remember where I got this scar from I shrug
"You were to stupid gloating how col you were and tripped on your ugly face?" I probably shouldn't have said that he growled and cut my hand
"No you fool, perhaps this will remind you!" he lifts up his trousers burnt into his left leg was a crest, my crest-it was a Atheris hispida with a flame around it I shivered
"It's you I thought you died they said that-" The man just chuckled
"Yes it is I the most powerful and brave evil dude" he cackles "Oh yes I never told you my name I  am Gadanasanada." I double over with shock, 3 years ago I had met my father he had told me of Gadanasanada yet I never thought I would see him He grinned coldly
"And what is your name boy" he hisses 
"Archie Ray-Archie Hispida Ray" I whisper the pain is getting worse Gadanasanada frowns and punches me in the stomach 
"You did this to me!" he says almost screaming he kicks me hard. I nearly pass out from pain. Gadanasanada gives one more punch and everything goes black. 








The prison part 3 (The man)

Dangasa was my father? I shook my head trying to make out it wasn't true but it was-he looked just like me short black here, big blue eyes and he was short for his age like I was. I spat on the ground I was going to find the one who had killed him and put it right. I walked around the garden which I had thought was my  freedom and knelt on my knees a small tuft of black was in the middle of the beautiful green I tugged the tuft of black and the ground parted leading me down a brown staircase inside was a tall oak desk, a man was turned to the wall so he could not see me I crept slowly over to his desk and grabbed a knife, he turned round and advanced upon me snarling before I could even think I slashed the knife at him. Blood covered his pale face he screamed and fell to the ground but the blood was drying he got up again, no blood just a painful looking scar I struck again this time on his left wrist but the same thing happened it just turned into a scar, I panicked and decided to burn a crest into him. It had happened to me me before I was in a coma for a month I hoped this would do some on him. I dropped the knife and raised my hands out to him, he smirked but then realised what I was doing I aimed at his leg a scream erupted out of him and he fell to the ground then he closed his eyes. I tentatively went over to him and felt his chest, he was alive but in coma. I ran over to his telaporter.
"Celso" I said and the telaporter turned started to spin then everything went black.



Wednesday, 30 July 2014

The Room 30 Avengers: Land Of Tommorrow P1

Tyler. The one and only Captain America.
Benjamin. The one and only Iron Man.
Dominic. The one and only Thor.
Dalton. The one and only Hulk.
Connor. The one and only Hawkeye.
Alex. The one and only Nick Fury.
And Joe. Ant-Man with his wife Wasp.
We are The Room 30 Avengers. Our lives are dedicated to the city of Auckland, to stop the invasive scientists Leo and the ninja skilled Hayden.
Tyler was born back in 1923. He was the grand hero Captain America who smashed into the ice. Peculiarly, he had the case of Benjamin Button and became younger when he got out of the ice, and didn't remember a thing until Nick Fury told him. Benjamin was a kid who randomly decided to make the Iron Man suit and save the world. Dominic, just a normal kid who was granted superpowers by the King of Asgard and became "Domiciasa Thor". Dalton. Let's just say smash. Connor became a bowmaster when he was 12, and decided to become Hawkeye. Alex, just a random kid, was kidnapped by some weirdos and his life speed faster, so he became older and decided to recruit people for the team. Joe, the once sheepish little guy once saw an ant and decided it was destiny to become a superhero but realized he was so bad. When he found a gamma Ant he injected himself and managed to become small. They formed - - -
The Avengers!

Tyler paced through the darkened hall, saddened. Iron Man had just been "missing in action" and was lost. He sat down and sighed. Then, Thor's metallic-like feet smashed the ground and walked over to Captain America.
"What do you WANT!?" cried Captain America.
Dominic deepened his voice.
"I am sorry, Cappy-"
"DON'T CALL ME CAPPY!" shouted Tyler.
Then, Ant-Man slowly walked in.
"I have sent out a rescue search for Iron Man. They'll be back in 7 days," he exclaimed.
"It's no use," sobbed Tyler, "He's dead. Gone. And you know who killed him? You know? HAYDEN!!!! THAT NINJA SKILLED MURDERER!!!!!!" screamed Tyler.
"Look, I'm sorry about-"
"NO! YOU'RE NOT! I DISBAND THE ROOM 30 AVENGERS!"

A REALLY SHORT STORY!!

 Once upon a  time, there was a guy named Bob. Bob blew up one day, and the universe ended after that. NOT THE END
Two days later, Bob came alive again, and made everyone who was also alive re-build the universe. Then it rained cats and dogs. All of the cats landed on Bob's head, and clawed his hair off so Bob went bald. Bob accidentally steeped in millions of poodles, and got covered with fur. 
THE ACTUAL END!!

evil killer clowns

"No!" screamed Bob as he and his family entered the circus tent. "I don't want to see the clowns. They are too scary." His mother hushed him and then distracted him by giving him a ice lolly shaped like a clown. Bob ate the clowns head, and then they found their seats. The last group of people entered the tent, with the curtains sweeping shut behind them, controlled by dark clown magic. A cold voice boomed over the over sized loudspeaker, Instructing that the show (called the fall of the viewers) would start shortly and everyone needed to take their seats within the next 2 minutes.

Once everyone was seated the lights dimmed and the circus tent filled with fog from the over sized loudspeakers, sticking everyone's smelly feet to the floor. A band and some evil clowns came out of the floor. The band started to play creepy clown music while the 27 clowns went around the 27 rows of shrinking seats, picking all the kids that were younger then 9 years and 3 months. (the clowns could tell because they have dark clown magic.) When a clown had found a kid that met their needs they brainwashed them, and told them to go onto the stage where they would be turned into mindless, clown serving zombies. 

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

TEH BOTTEL and the magical genie cat! Part 1!

When I found TEH BOTTEL near my local supermarket, I took it home and opened it then a magical genie cat came out.
'Hello master! You have been granted 3 wishes!' He said.
'Cool I'll like the flying power, invisibility toggle and infinite wishes!' I said.
'If you like!' He gave me the things then realised what he did and shot himself in the brain with a laser pistol. He wasn't supposed to give people more wishes.
'LOL!' I yelled. Then I started LOLing!

What a great night!!!

Hey guys!

I went to my first Commonwealth Games event last night and it was incredible! My friend who competed is named Mathew. He is only 22 but Adam has been coaching him since he was a young teeanger.  He was in the hardest,  most competitive weightlifting session of the entire games and he did so well. He came 6th out of 31 competitors and got a total of 300 kg!  It was so awesome to be there for it.

Plus... I got to go back stage and on stage onto the competition platform!!!

Everyone in Glasgow is really friendly and helpful. The while city is excited and buzzing with Games fever!

Tonight in the weightlifting we may even get a medal!  It's going to be another great session. The rest of the NZ team is doing really well and our super star Valerie Adams arrived here yesterday ready for her competition!
Here are some photos from yesterday

Backstage with Adam and Mat before the session.  Plus a sneaky photo on the platform!

The superstar team of Mat and Adam

Me pretending to lift weights on the competition platform after the competition

Mat on stage during competition. He said it was the most fun he had every had competing and of the best nights of his life!






Monday, 28 July 2014

Usernames

Here are some usernames hat you might want to use if you can't think of one!

totallosernewbielostinthewoods
DaChunkyChunk
Feghouli810 (pronounced fa-guly ~ boys will probably get that one)
Night*Prowler
Mummasboy<3
oh_noopy:(
GLATATOR
DA_PIZZA_BOSS
--. --- .-.. . ---
-... . - - . .-. - .... .- -. ..-
L├ľADED DIAPER

i_boom_boomed

Tell me your best ones in the comments:)


The Randomness of the World

One random day, it randomly started raining. Two seconds later, it randomly stopped raining. The sun randomly laughed at a random cat who was randomly washing it's randomly pink fur. A random cow randomly trotted up to the random cat with randomly pink fur, and randomly tipped his random hat and said, "Good day," in a randomly English accent. The random cat smiled in a random way, and the random cow randomly flew away. Then a random human randomly jumped off a random cliff and randomly fell into the ocean and randomly started scuba diving. Then it randomly started raining meteors, and then the world randomly blew up, so every random person (and animal) and every random thing was floating around in random blackness. So that was how the Land of Randomness ended.

THE RANDOM END. (Of course!) random.

The Store


February 14th 2014 Christmas 
The sun was out glistening in the sky it was midnight.



I walked in the store the emptiness chilled me to the bone I sat down and I saw a man looking at me, he looked at me in desperation I looked at him he looked like he smudged dirt on his face to make it look better wait actually thats what he did. He looked at me and whispered this "welcome to jimmy jims cat shack would you like your cat medium, medium rare or well done."  "Well done" I replied the order was ready in minutes  I ate it in one bite "mmmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious" "excuse me" the man said "tip please" I gave him a rock "your very generous" the man said. I walked outside that was a very good lunch I checked the time 5:00am I guess cats take time to cook.  



All these mistakes were made on purpose so don't comment about how bad I am at writing in the comment section but also comment how you like to eat your cat medium, medium rare or well done.  

bachubacarbradoodoopodleqwarkstufanufers

When Maz found the bottle near the shoreline he farted. The bottle was filled with bachubacarbradoodoopodleqwarkstufanufers. The bachubacarbradoodoopodleqwarkstufanufers bit their way through the bottle and escaped into the jungle. The bachubacarbradoodoopodleqwarkstufanufers were the rarest animal on the planet. Oh yeah i forgot to tell you bachubacarbradoodoopodleqwarkstufanufers make you fart. Maz chased after the bachubacarbradoodoopodleqwarkstufanufers farting all the way.

Saturday, 26 July 2014

Bob's hair salon (©) COPYRIGHT!!

Bob's hair salon is copyrighted.

Bob was in his hair salon burning someone's hair with fire so the women would get bald.
Then the phone suddenly rang. It was Maz.
"Hello, this is Bob's hair salon." Bob said in a calm voice.
"WHAT!?!? I NEED THE COPS!!!!!" Maz shouted on the phone.
"Errrr...." said Bob. "Press 1 for the Bob's hair salon cops or press 2 for the Bob's hair salon ambulance." (That was true.)

In Maz's house, Maz thought, "Should I press 1 for the cops or press 2 for the ambulance? I need the cops.
Errrr.."
Maz pressed 2.
Suddenly the door burst open with a bunch of doctors coming in.
Maz dialed Bob's hair salon number again as fast as he could.
"BOB!!! BOB!!! I NEED THE COPS!!! THERE ARE A BUNCH OF DOCTORS BURSTING IN MY HOUSE!!!! I NEED THE COPS!!!!"
Bob was confused.
"QUICK!!!! THEY"RE STILL IN MY HOUSE!!! BOB!!"
"I-"
"BOB!!! HURRY UP!!! SEND THE COPS!!!"
And with that Bob sent the cops.
12.5 seconds later, the cops burst in.
"ARRRRRRRGH!!!" screamed Maz on the phone. "BOB!!! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!! THE COPS ARE IN THE HOUSE!!!! BOB!!!!"
Then Maz dialed the cops to tell them.
"COPS!! HELP ME!!! THERE ARE COPS IN MY HOUSE!!!!"
One of the cops in Maz's house phone started ringing.
"Hello?" answered the cop. He was surprised to hear a voice shouting, "GET ME THE COPS!!! THERE ARE DOCTORS AND COPS EVERYWHERE IN MY HOUSE!!!!!"
"Yeah, I can see you. You're right in front of me."
"JUST GET ME THE COPS!! THERE ARE TONS OF DOCTORS AND COPS INSIDE MY HOUSE!!!"


In Bob's hair salon...

Bob continued on the lady with the bald head using the fire until he realised that he had been so busy with the phone that he forgot about the fire and the fire kept spreading from the burning head to Bob's whole hair salon.

"Oops,"

Friday, 25 July 2014

Darkness.

It was dark in the back of the cave. The eerie silence seeped into his chilled bones, a stalagmite dripped behind his back making his shoes wet as he stood, frozen in fear. A small pitter patter of footsteps echoed through the caves dark walls he twisted round as a hand was clamped over his mouth and he was gone.


Circles of light searched the cave walls for any clue of where the young boy had been taken. As the days went by one police officer turned into a squad of police officers then detectives searching the empty walls for anything, anything that they could bring back to this boys family any kind of hope, any faith was all forgotten as a week went by.

As the years went by the boy was forgotten until one day two teenagers entered the same cave the young boy had entered so many years ago, A dry raspy shout echoed from within the cave "Leave and do not come back he will get you,he will get you." The ghost of the long forgotten boy had returned and from now on ramshackle beach was avoided and the young boys footprints could be seen guarding the beach from the man who kidnapped him so many years ago.


Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Yesterday the New Zealand Commonwealth Games team attended a big ceremony where they officially announced who the flag bearer would be. (You have probably seen this on the news) Being the flag bearer means you carry the flag into the stadium and you lead the whole NZ team during the Opening Ceremony. It is a huge honour.

This year's flag bearer is the legendary Valerie Adams. You should see if you can find out more a out her... She is one of New Zealand a most successful athletes ever!

Here are a few photos of the team and Val


Valerie and Rob Waddell... do you know who he is?

Valerie in her new uniform ready for the ceremony


The biggest weightlifting team in history to be at the Commonwealth Games... All ready for the ceremony

A little bit of the full team photo

ROOM 30 LEAGUE (PROPER VERSION)

Okay, let's get straight to the point.
Tyler is Superman, a guy who's planet blew up.
Dominic is Batman.
Michael is the Flash.
Hayden's the Green Lantern.
James is Aquaman.
Connor's the Green Arrow.
And I'm Cyborg.
Maz is Nightwing.

We became superheroes when Tyler found out he had superheroes and became Superman, so Dom was influenced to be Batman, and Michael was a science geek but made a chemical reaction to make cookies turn into cheese but turned into The Flash. Hayden was sad because he wasn't a hero, but was chosen to be the Green Lantern. James is such a good swimmer that he could move the water, and became Aquaman. Connor had arrows skills so he could be the Green arrow, and Michael gave me super cool robot stuff so I'm Cyborg. Our meeting house is our classroom. 


We all sat around a massive timber table, talking. We were the Room 30 League!
"I heard evil Adam was going after The Flash again!" Exclaimed Green Arrow.
Then, they heard a buzzing noise.
"What's that?" Asked Batman.
"Dunno," replied Superman.
Then, they saw the scarlet speedster, The Flash, punching Adam in the face over and over.
Bam Bam Bam Bam!
Michael punched Adam
"Awwwwww," groaned Adam.
He was an evil Green Lantern, Adam was.
Adam squirted out some green, sloppy juice on Michael.
"Aww, sick," groaned Michael.
Then, he zoomed away for a nanosecond and came back perfectly clean.
"I had a bath," exclaimed Michael.
Adam gritted his teeth and growled. He imagined a chainsaw. It roared into action but Michael zoomed away in seconds.
"Ha!" Michael cheered.
Then, Hayden, the Green Lantern, kicked into action and grabbed Adam by the neck, choking him. Then, Superman kicked him in the neck.
"Aww," groaned Adam again.
Then, Green Arrow muttered, "Well, that was easy."
"You all right, Flash?" Asked Nightwing.
"Yeah," muttered The Flash, "Just another battle."
The Flash and Nightwing sat on the clutch, laughing, Superman and Batman talked seriously about Adam, Green Lantern was just beating up these dummies, Aquaman was in the school swimming pool and me and Green Arrow, well, Connor, as his real name was, sat on the coutch, talking to me.
"Hey, um, Cyborg, can I have a - er," paused Green Arrow.
"What now?" I asked.
"C-can I have a sidekick?" He asked.
"Um . . Who?" Cyborg asked.
"I dunno, maybe Rhys or something . . . . ."
"Rhys? Are you crazy? He's like 20 or something now!" Cyborg exclaimed.
"No," said Connor, insulted.
"You know what Cyborg, beat up this!"


Green Arrow clenched his fist and punched Cyborg in the face. Crimson blood poured out of Cyborg's mouth. He picked up one of Green Arrow's arrows and threw it into Green's face. Green Arrow screamed as they smashed each other to the ground. Then, Superman jumped into the room and laser eyed Cyborg's rear.
"Holy moly, Superman!" Cried Cyborg.
Cyborg jumped to his feet as Green Arrow screamed forever.
"I ban you from the Room 30 League!" Shouted Tyler, Superman.
Then, Cyborg stomped out of the class, turned on his jet, and soured out, the fire crackling out of the engine.
TO BE CONTINUED.

The Room 30 league (A problem happenedn)

Okay, let's get straight to the point.
Tyler is Superman, a guy who's planet blew up.
Dominic is Batman.
Michael is the Flash.
Hayden's the Green Lantern.
James is Aquaman.
Connor's the Green Arrow.
And I'm Cyborg.
Maz is Nightwing.

We became superheroes when Tyler found out he had superheroes and became Superman, so Dom was influenced to be Batman, and Michael was a science geek but made a chemical reaction to make cookies turn into cheese but turned into The Flash. Hayden was sad because he wasn't a hero, but was chosen to be the Green Lantern. James is such a good swimmer that he could move the water, and became Aquaman. Connor had arrows skills so he could be the Green arrow, and Michael gave me super cool robot stuff so I'm Cyborg. Our meeting house is our classroom. 


We all sat around a massive timber table, talking. We were the Room 30 League!
"I heard evil Adam was going after The Flash again!" Exclaimed Green Arrow.
Then, they heard a buzzing noise.
"What's that?" Asked Batman.
"Dunno," replied Superman.
Then, they saw the scarlet speedster, The Flash, punching Adam in the face over and over.
Bam Bam Bam Bam!
Michael punched Adam
"Awwwwww," groaned Adam.
He was an evil Green Lantern, Adam was.
Adam squirted out some green, sloppy juice on Michael.
"Aww, sick," groaned Michael.
Then, he zoomed away for a nanosecond and came back perfectly clean.
"I had a bath," exclaimed Michael.
Adam gritted his teeth and growled. He imagined a chainsaw. It roared into action but Michael zoomed away in seconds.
"Ha!" Michael cheered.
Then, Hayden, the Green Lantern, kicked into action and grabbed Adam by the neck, choking him. Then, Superman kicked him in the neck.
"Aww," groaned Adam again.
Then, Green Arrow muttered, "Well, that was easy."
"You all right, Flash?" Asked Nightwing.
"Yeah," muttered The Flash, "Just another battle."
The Flash and Nightwing sat on the clutch, laughing, Superman and Batman talked seriously about Adam, Green Lantern was just beating up these dummies, Aquaman was in the school swimming pool and me and Green Arrow, well, Connor, as his real name was, sat on the coutch, talking to me.
"Hey, um, Cyborg, can I have a - er," paused Green Arrow.
"What now?" I asked.
"C-can I have a sidekick?" He asked.
"Um . . Who?" Cyborg asked.
"I dunno, maybe Rhys or something . . . . ."
"Rhys? Are you crazy? He's like 20 or something now!" Cyborg exclaimed.
"No," said Connor, insulted.
"You know what Cyborg, beat up this!"


Green Arrow clenched his fist and punched Cyborg in the face. Crimson blood poured out of Cyborg's mouth. He picked up one of Green Arrow's arrows and threw it into Green's face. Green Arrow screamed as they smashed each other to the ground. Then, Superman jumped into the room and laser eyed Cyborg's rear.
"Holy moly, Superman!" Cried Cyborg.
Cyborg jumped to his feet as Green Arrow screamed forever.
"I ban you from the Room 30 League!" Shouted Tyler, Superman.
Then, Cyborg stomped out of the class, turned on his jet, and soured out, the fire crackling out of the engine.


 CHAPTER 1 - THE KID
So basically I'm a normal kid in a normal town in a normal city in a normal country in a normal world in a normal galaxy in a normal universe. And, I go to a normal school. My name is Bunjimun and I live in Campbells Bay. My Dad always talks about Cyborgsand says, 
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The prison part 2 (The holograms)

                              Archie

I felt as if I had swallowed a cannon, I had been to blind by freedom to realise that it was a trick I had trusted Samuel, no I trusted Dangasa, Samuel was just a creation a mere hologram who didn't exist. I thought back to when my dad was alive-before he had been captured by Dangasa-he was telling me about holograms how they were made
"A soul is stolen and but into a complicated machine, it than goes through a wire and transformed into a hologram"
"How is the soul taken ou?" I had asked dad, he just shook his head sadly, that is bad magic that should never have been put into this human world but you must never trust a hologram it is controlled by the extracter of the souls, they shall know what they are doing but they can't stop it"
"What happens to the soul when the hologram is not needed?" I had asked wide eyed intrigued by this information my dad had just sighed and shook his head
"Nothing my boy nothing their soul just floats around aimlessly regretting what  they have been used for"

A swirling mist inclosed on the tall green trees turning their leaves green-making them wilt out of the gloom Dangasa stepped in front of me
"Archie Ray" he sneered "Long time no see, I killed your mother, I killed your father, and now I will kill you!"
"Who's soul was that" I muttered Dangasa laughed, a cold and hollow laugh, "That soul? oh its a very special soul I've been waiting for you to use it, thats the soul of your Gecanam"
"Use your earthling words we are not in Handsasadania any more speak earthling!" Dangasa sighed "You are sooo like your Gecanam- fine your fathers soul! Whatever!" this didn't surprise me- of course Dangasa would use my father's soul, he thought it would catch me of balance
"Now what weapon shall you chose?" he asked I thought about this for a second "the trungleangeranaste" Dangasa snorted and conjured it out of thin air and chucked it to me, it was quite small with a black strip of metal on top a small canister was on top of it-filled with grah, a rare chemical from Handsasadania there was a small golden trigger near the bottom like a human gun a small pipe was at the top to conduct electricity I had seen this once before in my fathers lab I was 3 years old and we were back on Handsasadania a month before we left.
"And what do you want to use Dangasa?" Dangasa smirked
"Just my bear hands" he sneered I rolled his eyes most evil dudes who use just their hands because they want to sound cool and strong die but I decided not to tell him. A sudden thought struck me Dangasa used to be a famous professor, that was 500 years ago even aliens didn't live that long the oldest person lived 306 years
"Dangasa" I said slowly "You're a hologram" Dangasa flinched
"You are only a obstacle aren't you?" I continued "there is a much bigger threat" Dangasa's form flickered
"Who told you?" he hissed his form breaking
"No-one" I told him "It's just alien's and humans don't live up to 500" Dangasa sighed
"I died when I was 54 a man killed me when I killed your people I was just a hologram the real threat is a boy named Gadanasanada he is only 11 years old his father killed me and turned into a hologram his father was your father I was never the bad guy Archie I am your real father" I had millions of things to say to him from "I knew that and yeah right and I'm god!" Dangasa's form shimmered
"you were only a baby when he took you he killed me and my wife and turned me into a hologram I must go the master sences I am betraying him I must go"

Than he shimmered and disappeared.  

INVASION PART 1: A Bomb Dropping On Someone's House

"No!" screamed Bob.
"Mooo!" scowled the Cow.
"Meow!" shouted the cat.
So I'm a normal guy in a normal house in a normal town in a normal city in a normal country in a normal continent in a normal world in a normal solar system in a normal galaxy in a normal universe.
So I'm perfectly normal like everything else right now.
I like N.U.S.U. What does it stand for again? The company that sent Apallo 10 up in space? Wasn't it like "Naughty, Ugly Snakes are Uglies," right?
Something like that. I'm Bob. I'm a guy who just got into science. I have a Cow named, um, Chicken (who just bit my Cat) and a Cat named, er, let's call him Cat. I live in a barnyard made of rusty timber, with hay stacked in the shed everywhere for Bob. I have another shed full of . . get ready . . cat litter. My cat thinks it smells like your everyday chicken. I then have a smaller shed for me . . and my Dad who's like . . 503? It's not funny. It's serious. All of this is. I'm 15. Now let me tell you. We have massive guns trashed underneath our house from an alien invasion. We have deadly zip-on black suits that have lines zipping through them with bright blue beaming out through the darkness. That's because. We are.
The FOJ. 
The Family Of Justice. 
We save. . . um . . . the town of . . . what was it called again, Chicken?
(If you didn't know, he can see what I'm thinking. PS - Chicken has a suit too. It's like Iron Man's except Black and White).
"Moo," replied Chicken.
Ah. That's right. We save the town of Metropii. It's located in North America, Texas. And I'd like to say - Holy Cow!"
"Moo."
"Sorry Chicken," I apologized, "Holy Cat!!!!!!!"
I saw a massive bomb with dark grey smoke spewing out smacking into a barn a couple of kilometers away. Then, as it smacked, the ground shook violently. It erupted in orange flames as it burst up higher, getting more tremendous. The flames zig - zagged through the air. 
"Dad!" I screamed.
The sky was going dark as Dad raced along in his suit, too. I was in mine already. The FOJ then used their super speed and smashed through the house. I heard several screams. The fire was catching on the old walls. Then, I saw a crying, terrified face.
Oh Bob. I think my pants caught fire. I jumped into the air, but my super leap made me jump into the roof. I smashed my head through it, and then fell back down.
Luckily, Chicken catched me. The residents gasped. Obviously they've never heard of FOJ before. Chicken raced up the stairs. The embers firing on his foot didn't even make him jump. He picked up the little girl just as the fire rapidly took down the stairs, and shattered the glass as he jumped out onto the cold grass. Oh Bob. I just smashed down the stairs. Luckily Cat caught me and we jumped out too as the whole building collapsed in flames. Chicken used all the water he'd ever drunk to take out the fire. That's when I realized who we forgot.
DAD.
Dun Dun Dun.

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Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Richie and the Twins questionaire

Douchebag the dog walked slowly down the road, gazing thoughtfully at Richie and the twins. What were they doing squirting cheese. Richie and the Twins then asked."Name six animals that live in the Arctic.Douchebag the dog replied with."2 polar bears and 4 seals."
"So you think you're smart,"Why does Saturn have rings?"Richie and the Twins answered.
"Because god like it so  he put a ring on it."Snapped back Douchebag.
"Saturns not a single lady."


the chase part 1

William walked slowly down the old,rundown road,gazing thoughtfully at the boarded up house at the end of the street a curious look in his eye. As he approached a car came rushing past a police car in close pursuit the car pulled into the old house as the cop car shot past siren blaring. Two men in black balaclavas emptied three bags out of the car the desperate cry of a child escaped from one of the sack. "Kidnappers!" he muttered.



TO BE CONTINUED

MiNi StOrY!

Bobby walked slowly down the road, thinking about death. Then suddenly, he died! That's because a massive boulder fell on a fly which triggered his death. That's because a massive bou-, wait I've said that haven't I. I mean, That's because his heart was wired up to the fly's brain. That meant that when the fly would die, Bobby's heart would go BOOM BOOM! And that's what happened.

...Yesterday... On a different Universe...

Bobby's pet DragoRat was having a walk/fly out in the park but then a random Mutated Beaver jumped out off a tree and sat on Bobby's DragoRat.
'TEE HEE!' Yelled the Mutated Beaver. Then suddenly BANG! The Universe BLEW UP!



The End!

The Deadly Smell Part 4: Roselina's Rescue

The clearing was massive, and in the middle, inside a ring of twenty or so cinnamon monsters, Roselina was being lowered into a giant pot of yoghurt. She was covered head to toe with cinnamon! Silky watched in horror as Roselina's feet were drenched in yoghurt. I'll find my friends, the custard eating ants! The'll take care of the yoghurt eating ants. Silky thought to herself. "All right, now to find them." Silky muttered softly. "I hope this ends well," she said. Almost as soon as she said it, one of the custard eating ants scurried out from a small mound next to Silky. "Hi, Silky! What are you doing here?" He said in a squeaky voice. "Oh, Antie! It's so good to see you! I need you to deliver a message to your friends. Here it is...
"Bring thirty custard eating ant-troops, have thirty more ready for back-up, and another forty to keep your ants winning, incase there are too many yoghurt eating ants to handle. Oh, and make sure your friends know they are going to be fighting yoghurt eating ants." Then Silky explained her situation to Antie, and he nodded, then raced away to alert his friends. I hope it's going to work how I want it too, Silky thought. Antie returned awhile later with his friends. "We'll do it!" They chorused in squeaky voices. 


 READ PART 1, 2, 3, 5 :)
Hi everybody!

I hope you have all had a great holiday and are ready for Term 3!

So far I have been to Paris and Switzerland and I am heading to London tomorrow before going across to Glasgow in Scotland for the Commonwealth Games.

Here are a couple of photos from my trip so far, as well as some updates about what the New Zealand team has been doing so far for the Commonwealth Games. The team has arrived at the Athletes Village in Glasgow and are busy training hard and getting ready for when the competition starts in a few days. One of the coolest things that happens when the team arrives at the village is that they are welcomed with a haka by the people who are already in the village. Then as more and more people arrive the amount of people doing the haka to welcome the new people gets bigger and bigger.

They also have an official flag raising ceremony which is when the team is formally welcomed and the NZ flag is raised to show that they have arrived and are ready to compete. All of the team members are also given a special gift. At the Olympics they received a greenstone pendant. This year they received a special pendant made out of heart Rimu (the wood from the very middle of the Rimu tree) that has symbolic designs on it representing courage, strength, pride etc.

Here are some photos of the Commonwealth Games Village so far...

All of the flags on show on the way to the food hall

Inside their bedrooms... someone didn't make their bed!

The houses they are staying in inside the athletes village 

This is where the weightlifters do their training 

The gift (heart of Rimu) all of the athletes and coaches were presented with

Lots of Glasgow memorabilia 

Adam enjoying one of the smoothies in the village... All of the food is FREE

In the city of Glasgow. 

There is a lot of security in the city during the Commonwealth Games (but they seem very friendly). This is Tracey (one of the weightlifters) with two of them.

Adam and Stas at a press conference with all the reporters asking them questions 

Some of the weightlifting team ready to go to the welcoming ceremony 

This is the venue the weightlifting competition will be in. It looks massive! 

The outside of the venue

The warm up area that the weightlifters will be using on competition day.  


And here are a few photos from Paris and Switzerland...

This is a restaurant in the middle of the Swiss Alps

Lake Geneva 

This is the United Nations building. It is a very important building... see if you can find out what happens here 

Do you recognize this?

It's HUGE

Bastille Day Parade... July 14th. See if you can find out more about this. 

Inside Versailles Palace (pronounced Ver-Sai). See if you can find out what happened to the people who used to live here

Anyway I hope you are all good. I look forward to reading your replies and comments when you find out some of the interesting history about the places I've mentioned.  

Be good! 

x Mrs Storey x







Monday, 21 July 2014

The prison

The man held up the heavy iron key in his trembling rust stained hands he was tall for his age with a scar running down his face
"Sorry" he muttered as he gave the guard a sleeping pill, he than clumsily opened the metal door, a small boy was huddled up in the corner of the dark damp prison he looked at the man with fear in his eyes 
"no" he whimpered "Please don't take me to Dangasa I'll do anything please just don't take me to him"
"it's okay the man soothed I am Samuel I am taking you out of here you will be able to go back home" the boy looked at Samuel suspiciously than realised it was his best bett. Shakily he stood up only to fall down again
"What is your name" asked Samuel
"Archie" the boy answered weakly "Archie Ray" The man nodded
"Lean on me I will take you out of here, but you have to listen to me now, I am going to pretend to take you to Dangasa you need to pretend to be scared okay?"
"Okay" Samuel quickly got something out of his pocket and gave it to Archie, 
"It's not much but its the best I could get you" Archie looked at it, it was a old carrot but it was the best he had, had for 2 months well that's how long he he thought he had been there he quickly ate the carrot and he and Samuel walked out of the prison
"Remember" muttered Samuel in Archie's ear "act scared"
"I know" they walked up the long windy metal stairs they passed a guard in blue uniform
"Hey Murphy" said Samuel to the guard
"Ug" muttered the guard and didn't give them a second glance. They arrived at a stone door and Samuel placed his hand on the door Samuel Chris Wrig age 45 senior commander. The door swung open and outside was green grass tall trees and a well and actual birds Archie breathed in the fresh air Samuel smiled but the smile cracked and he shimmered like a hologram
"I am sorry Archie but I am not real I am a creation of Dangasa I  have brought you to your doom.   

To be continued.........     

My Miniature Story Off Miniatureness!

One day Tod, the Gobbling Pug, was walking in the park. He was walking and walking but then fell in a manhole and got eaten by a zombie!



The End!




'You did it again!' Yelled George, A.K.A the Director. 'You forgot the bit when justin beaver, the beaverish beaver jumped down and killed the zombie!'
'But that's BORING!' Yelled Fred, George's lazy assistant.
'Do it all I'll fire you Fred, your choice.'
'Uhh! Fine. I'll do it.'
'Good Fred!'


One day Tod, the Gobbling Pug, was walking in the park. He was walking and walking but then he fell in a manhole and got eaten by a zombie! But then Justin Beaver The Beaverish Beaver jumped in and slayed the zombie!


The End!


'You happy!'
'Your Fired Fred!'
'NOOOOOOOO!!!!!'

Iron Key

He held the heavy, iron key in his trembling, rust stained hands.
I must get there.
He raced through the tall grass, the gnarled brown trees, up the rocky, solid hill, and saw the old clocktower. It was also a dark, rocky grey - basically a bunch of stones piled up and painted ebony black, then windows carved in. I was huffing. I was terrified. I pulled the key through the lock, twisted it, and the door made an eery creek as it opened. I pushed through, and glanced up. A twirling staircase leading very high. I then glared down at my watch. I had 4 minutes.
Go! I thought to myself.
I raced up the stone steps. Sweat poured down my face as I reached the fifth floor. I glared at my watch again. 3 minutes 30 seconds. Then, I felt energy pound up through my chest. Then, I sprinted like a cheetah to the 20th floor. 3 minutes. 20 floors to go. I was running for ages. Sprinting, jogging, until finally, I got there 1 minute 30 seconds. It was a small place, cracked glass windows looking out to a beautiful, bright beach. I scanned the area. Then, I saw it. The ticking bomb. I looked at my watch one last time before -.
Clutch.
"Oomf!"
I didn't know what happened. But my eyes blurred closed. I was too tired to realize what happened.
And I went unconscious.
I could still hear the ticking bomb. I counted it. Whispered it.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . . . . .
For some reason, I unconsciously and reluctantly pulled up the key to the bomb. But it was too late.
Boom!

I woke up in a hospital five months later, feeling strange. Then, I realized I was breathing some green, slimy toxic. A male doctor, roughly 30, stared at me for a moment.
"HE'S AWAKE!" he screamed as loud as a T-Rex's roar.
"Ssshhhh!" A nurse scowled.
I didn't know what to do. I felt like I was gonna die.
That's when I realized what made me fall asleep. I felt an arrow behind me. No blood coming out, which was good luck for me. But it was a tranquilizer, letting out acid into my body.
I muttered something I couldn't even hear myself. After several attempts, I finally choked, "Nurse. . . h-here."
I rolled on my back.
"No no no no no!" she said, before she saw what was there.
She gasped.
Sorry guys, but I fell asleep again.
I woke up in my normal bed. It was raining hard out outside. Hail splashing on the concrete. I glanced around. I felt normal.
"Your safe," I heard a gruff voice say.
Then, out of the shadows, my Dad stepped in. He's about 55, short white hair, wrinkles. I just realized I hadn't been here in a long time.
If you didn't know, I'm 26. I left my Dad about 10 years ago and went to University.
"What did they do?" I asked, cocking my eyebrow.
"They just took out the tranquilizer, and sucked up all the . . . slime, I guess. They're seaching for the guy who did it," Dad explained.
Now, I'll explain to you. This random guy in New York gave me a key and pointed to the tallest mountain in New York that had a clock tower. I was walking with my friends. I ran along, dumbed, and tried to rephrase all he said: Put the key up there, bomb is coming. Here's your watch."
And basically I just ran away from my friends and went there, then this random guy came along and stole the key. Then the "bomb" blew up and I guessed I was saved.
I glanced out the window and saw the hill. But it was smashed. Covered in rocks. I had so many questions. Why did I go up there? What happened? Who are these people? And why does he care about that place?
I'll find out.
Oh, I will.
The End.

Sheepy and Lamby: PART ONE the waterfall

It felt like a knife was piercing through the leafy walls of the hut and grazing the soft flesh on the sheep's leg... But maybe it was a dream. Sheepy and Lamby, (who are the main characters of the story) were trotting towards the waterfall that was tumbling quietly down the rocks in the distance, when suddenly there was a loud "BOOM!!" And some rocks came crashing down into the pool below where Sheepy and Lamby were standing. "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" They said in distress and stared in amazement as a puff of dust revealed a nice lunch of grass in neatly stacked piles. Sheepy came closer to give the piles a sniff and tasted one to make sure it was safe for them to eat. "Come on, Lamby! The grass is delicious!" Sheepy exclaimed in a gruff voice. "I-i-i'm not sure it's safe to eat, Sheepy. Remember, t-the grass did just appear i-in a puff of d-dust," Lamby replied shakily in a small voice. "B-b-but if you s-say so, then I g-guess it's ok." Lamby joined Sheepy and together they ate and ate and ate until the grass was completely devoured.

The next morning Lamby woke up to a strange surprise... There was a massive hole ripped in the side of the hut! "Oh, no!" Lamby thought to himself. "All our hard work is gone!" Lamby scrambled across the grassy floor and maaaaad loudly in Sheepy's ear. "SHEEPY! SHEEPY! WAKE UP! OUR ROCKS ARE GONE AND OUR FOOD HAS BEEN EATEN!!!"
"Lamby, get a grip on yourself, you're overreacting. Now, tell me everything you saw after you woke up." Sheepy replied calmly. So Lamby told Sheepy the whole thing again, starting from when he woke up.
..."And all that was left was the stuff we don't really need as much." Finished Lamby as Sheepy stared out the gap in their home. "Well, now what are we going to do about it?" Lamby questioned the day-dreaming Sheepy. "Whatever happens, we need to be aware of anything else that could happen to us, or our surroundings," Sheepy answered. "Now, why don't we get some breakfast? I'm starving!" Said Sheepy longingly.


READ PART 2!!!

The Silver Castle

I gazed deep into the emerald-green sea, the wind softly whispering in the mangrove trees along the shore. The soft chattering of dolphins in the water drew me towards the lapping waves. Small fish darted around in the shallows. As I looked at the swirling water, a reflection of a vast silver castle shone in the sparkling sea. I looked behind me, but I didn't see anything, besides some beautiful birds circling overhead. Maybe it was just my imagination? It didn't occur to me at that moment that a massive wave was hurtling towards me at top speed. The birds saved me. They screamed warning calls, loud enough for me to look out at the bay. Then I saw it. I ran, my heart hammering inside my chest. The small, isolated island I was on had a massive hill on it. I ran for the miniature mountain, feet pounding on the dusty soil. The tsunami was bearing down on me, only about fifty metres away now. I launched myself onto the nearest plants and clawed myself up the hill. Then I stopped about halfway up and grabbed the nearest tree. I braced myself for the impact of the tsunami. I waited minutes, then hours. A day passed by, then I got up. The devastated land below was almost unbearable. I slid slowly down the hill and stared at my used-to-be makeshift home. A tear slid down my cheek as I saw what the deadly wave had done. The birds that had saved me flitted down from their hiding place and landed on my shoulder. I sighed wistfully as the memories of before the tsunami flooded back to me. Tears slid down my cheeks as I remembered all my hard work of building a hut at the bottom of the hill. The wavy leaves on the woven roof were the most beautiful sight of the hut. The grassy floor was another prize speciality. I loved the look of the walls, with twinkling rocks and shells brightening up the sides, but the roof was the best. Deep green leaves woven tightly together with long stalks of grass lined the sloped bamboo structure. A single bamboo pole held up the middle of the roof. Not a single tiny droplet of water ever came through the roof, and no small breeze ever penetrated through the thick, leafy walls. I thought of the soft, comfortable bed that used to lay next to the shining cover around the diameter of the base. My home, I thought to myself. The thought was almost comforting, as my real home would be destroyed by the tsunami by now. I placed one of my bare feet on the ruined shore, and bent over to grab a handful of sand from the tossed around beach. The soft, light-brown material sifted through my fingers and slid slowly down to the ground, piling up into a small heap. I turned my head to look at the small patch of forest on the destroyed island, then I slid my legs down onto the sand and sank into sleep.

THE END!!!

The World Is Being Taken Over!

I scraped off the goo as the world was being taken over by a tiny, midget and slimy slime. Every single one of his minions was bigger then him and his vehicles were smaller then his minions and the perfect size for my imaginary cat that definitely didn't exist!


I didn't know what to do. Then a massive mutated dog pooped right on Tyler and he didn't die. But then 23.5, seconds after that, he died!
'HAZZAH! Yelled everyone. Then a random Pikachu jumped off a building and landed on Daltons face. Then it farted!
'AHHHH!' Screamed Dalton while everyone else yelled 'HAZZAH!' These people liked comedy. Actually, THEY LOVED IT!


These weird things just kept happening like a brown and sticky thing which James thought was a stick jumped up and killed him!
'129!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?' Yelled Rhys, ' That's how much bad things!'
'Yep.' I said calmly.
'Wow, I expected more!'
'Really?'
'Yeah.'
'Ok.'
But suddenly, Leo fell off a 750,000,000,000 mile building because Oliver was chasing him with a banana (That's because they were playing banana tag)! Then Leo landed on Rhys and they both died. Oliver also fell off the building but didn't get hurt. Then a supply drop full of weapons like water guns and plastic swords landed on him.

I didn't know what to do! Then I just decided to go to burger king and get a BBQ Rodeo Burger.

When I got back I pulled my CPG (Carrot Powered Gun) from out off a random helicopter that just appeared. There was only 1 carrot in there so I only had 4.7 shots. I aimed and FIRED my first carrot and it landed on a nuke which blew up the world and everyone died except the tiny, midget and slimy slime and me!



 The End!

The cliff

"She held the heavy iron key in her trembling, rust stained hands. She had to get there, and fast. she sprinted past the old crumbling church, stopping only to check if anyone was trapped inside. No, there wasn't. She continued along the river, the sky growing dark as she ran. She could hear the screams of the children as she hurried along to the orphanage. Oh no. She was too late. In despair she ran to the cliff, where many had died before, and jumped. She fell, wondering why she had been so selfish. She could have saved them. She could have, but no. She was that horrible. And she was dead.