there was something very strange about this pineapple,
something i couldnt quite put my finger on.
Maybe it had magical powers,
or maybe it was a bomb planted by some evil psychopath who would very much like to rule the world. Or maybe it was just a normal pineapple.
Maybe it wasnt.
Maybe it was a.... Rhino.
Actually probably not a rhino, but still, you never know.
It could even be a special memorial pineapple dedicated to the-
what if the pineapple had diamonds inside it?
What if it wasnt a pineapple, but a pinepple?
What even is a pinepple anyway?
I looked around. People were staring at me. I wonder what for?
Okay, maybe i looked kinda wierd.
You see, i was walking around a mysterious pineapple, and pulling faces.
that isn't exactly what you'd call normal.
Where I live, people generally like to walk around tomatoes and pull faces, but not pineapples.