Thursday, 27 November 2014


Either by yourself or in groups of 2 or 3 click on the link below and work your way through the maths problems.

Remember to READ them CAREFULLY and make sure you show your working in your answers. 

You can either record your answers and working in your maths books or you can get a big  bit of paper for your group and record them NEATLY on there. 

Click on the picture to find the problems! (... and yes I know it's not September)

The three elephant friends

Elizabeth the elephant ran through the jungle with her friends Evie and Ellen (the elephants)
"So where are we running to?" asked Evie the eager elephant 
"Doesn't matter it's going to be elephantastic" replied Elizabeth. They kept on running to until they got to the edge of the waterfall.
"It's beautiful" exclaimed Ellen 
"I know I have been coming for the past month" Elizabeth told her friends
"So that's why you've been missing lunch" they said simultaneously. They stood there for a while admiring the view. They ran back and had food then had a nap.

The End 

the man

The bell chimed through the streets of montid as a small man dressed in a suit and tie rushed to the government building. He ran through the door and came to a halt at the front desk.
"You're late." Came the voice of the receptionist.
"I'm sorry, I just had to-"
"Never mind. Your conference is down the hall, two rights, and the third left." The receptionist pointed in the general direction of a long looking passage. The man said thank you and headed off. When he arrived at the door, he knocked cautiously and let himself in. He sat down, looked around and wondered if anyone noticed that he had come in. They hadn't. The rest of the meeting was quite boring and the man wished he was back home, in the warm of his living room cuddled up with his cat and reading his latest book. The man was still daydreaming when the meeting ended, therefore, he did not notice when he accidentally got himself locked in by the janitor, a man of very little brain. 

the clock struck twelve.
the man woke with a start. he looked around, and saw that he was in the conference room where he had fallen asleep quite a while earlier. he got up, and tried the door. it was locked. now what was he to do? he had no food or water, and if he remembered correctly, the next booking was in two weeks! and what was he going to do for a toilet? who would feed his cat? oh no.
he could either try and escape, or wait until someone found him.
he decided to try and escape. hmm... there was an air vent in one corner, but it was probably too small to get through. he looked in the janitors cupboard... there were a couple of brooms, a bucket, three mops and a bottle of ajax. he couldn't necessarily do anything with them, but it gave him an idea...

About half an hour later, our protagonist had managed to fancy himself a ladder made of mops and brooms. It reached up to the window at the top of the main door. The man started to climb. Once he reached the top, he looked down. It was a vertical drop. The man climbed back down the ladder. Once he was back down. He took a seat at the conference table. And started thinking. How could he get to the ground on the other side, without hurting himself? oh well, he would just have to wait...

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

World war three

There was smoke coming out of the volcano and I knew it was something bad. Suddenly out of nowhere mummy's started flowing out of the mountain. Everybody ran as fast as they could but me Maz and Oliver. We grabbed our epic blue flame swords and started what the people call world war three which meant bye bye. The Mummy's were hard to fight but I could hold them back from the towns secrets because I'm pretty sure that was what they were after. Maz wasn't really fight he just rammed them over with his spikes helmet, Oliver was the mad scientist that he was creating spells and killing all the mummy's and I was just normally fighting. Suddenly an explosion happened and there was more mummy's we could not fight them off so Maz me and Oliver performed a circle and started saying trijerijghrksjnvfdefijgrhgerfnojebukomdwfoijfegjinerojfnwdjfodiamonfegjinfeiugnreiundouwnoiwmejfnerigjneriugnreuifreijfndeijnfjwodnfjsodnvkjndejivnfeijnvjekfnvkjdenivjnwdijvndjkvndwkjcnjwkdnckdjwmcskwncojsw  and that blew heaps of blue lightning which killed all the mummy's and the battle was over we had won. The end

-funny- A random conversational piece with a wizard.

"You shall die!"
"No thanks, I'd prefer to live."
"But you must die."
"And why's that?"
"It's the law."
"I don't think the law is to kill people."
"It's not the law to hit wizards in the face either."
"Yes it is."
"No it's not."
"I'm going to check."
"Here's the law book. Page 1253, states that if a wizard is harassing you, you may hit him."
"Let me see that. Oh."
"Told you so."
"Well i'm still going to kill you."
"Now why should you do that?"
"Because I can."
"Well technically you can't."
"Said who?"
"Said the law book."
"Show me."
"Sigh. Law book, page 5 states you can't kill people. You'll go to jail."
"Wizards can't go to jail."
"Not unless I take you."
"And how will you do that?"
"Look at this. This is my phone. Now I dial... 1..1..1."
"And what's that gonna do? Call your mummy?"
"Not quite. Police? Yes, theres a wizard trying to kill me. come to Babaloosh Park straight away. Thanks."
"You can't trick me."
"Alright. Let's just wait here and see shall we?"
"Can you hear sirens Mr. Wizard?"
"Yes I can actually."
"Over here police!"
"What are those uniformed men doing?"
"Oh, them? They're just going to take you somewhere."
"Ohh! Where? Is it somewhere fun- AHHHH PUT ME DOWN!"
"Have fun in prison Mr. Wizard!"

Mr. Wizard lived for four years in prison, until he got bailed out by his mum, who took him back to WIzard land. 


There was smoke coming out of the volcano. 'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!' the George screamed. Oh, a George is a new type of aminal. Aminals are crazy animals that have randomly been randomly created randomly by scientists mootating animals together. Mootation is mutating two separate pairs of animals together and then chopping them in half and sticking one half of one of the mutated animals on to the others. So now there are new species of aminal running around the world. Some of my favorites are zentros's, sarcans, larcans and farcans. They are so crazy, anyway the volcano blew up, literally. It exploded in a big mushroom cloud that darkened the sky.
Did I mention Benjamin used the word crimson too much and now is addicted to the word scarlet. I bet he has never had a story without the word 'crimson' or 'scarlet' or even 'blood' in it. Anywaaaaaaaaaaaay... I ran away from the mushroom cloud. I sprinted as fast as I could. Just before the ash and fire hit me, I saw a portal to another universe. I hesitated, thinking about all I had done in this universe. Maraiv, Bob, Stanley, the Dragon, the Three Little Ninja Pigs, the Brown Slime, Tod, the Squirrel, the Pony, the aminals, the Giant Frog, the Raccoon, the Bear, the Large Lady, the Cow, the Ant, the Sheepocalypse, Pluppy the Ploptopus, the Evil Turtles, the PIEONATOR, the Fat Naked Penguin Goblin, Manny the Manly Unicorn, the Crocobearamoose, the Tree, the Percentage Graph, the Sabre-Tooth Tiger, the Classroom Economy Folder, the Bakery Owners, my life of crime, the Muggers, the stolen bulldozer, the Potato Guardian, the Magic Shoelaces, the Detective, the duck, the frog, the lily pad, the lightning strike, the flying hat, all of my friends. But it was the only way I could live. I looked back and said, 'Good-bye, Universe. I'll miss you.'
Then I jumped through.

The End

Five Night's At Freddy's 1! Part 4!

Day 3 

I'm back at work today and I've got a plan! I told my friend about my job and how scary it was and he said just to look at one of the doors, turn the light on, turn it off, look at the other door, put the light on, turn it off. If there's any of the animatronics, close the door, look at the shadow, when he's gone open the door, turn of the light and look at the other door. Then look at the camera where Foxy hides because rumors say, he's the scariest and if he gets out and you close the door on he will tap the door and absorb tons of your power. He also only comes from the left door. That freaked me out SOO much! Well, it's 10 PM so I better head off.  When I got there the manager was waiting for m-. Wait! Didn't Foxy murder the manager. Well it looks like Foxy didn't kill the manager. Then I asked her what I shouldn't of. "I thought you died."
"What!" She yelled. "Of course I didn't! If I did die I wouldn't be here!"
"Um, I need to show you something." I led her to Pirates Cove where the body was, but there wasn't a body. "Whaa-" 
"WHAT IS THIS!" She screamed. "WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER FOXY!!! YOUR FIR-" Just then it turned 12 AM and Foxy came alive and it happened... again! Foxy murdered the manager and turned it's head at me. I ran back to the security room because that's the only place I would be getting paid and luckily, Foxy stayed at Pirates Cove. Ok, it's 1 AM so I better do what my friend said. I looked at one of the rooms, turned on the light. Nothing there, I looked at the other door and turned on the light. Nothing there. I looked at Foxy's camera and his head was sticking out of the curtain's. So creepy.  looked at the door, put the light on. Nothing there. Looked at the other door, put the light on. And there was Chicka. "AHHHH!" I screamed as I shut the door. "STOP IT! GO AWAY!" I looked at it's shadow through the door and he was gone. I opened the door and he wasn't there. I quickly looked at Foxy and his head was still sticking out off the curtain. There was a sign saying "OUT OF ORDER" outside his curtain. Why does Foxy just happen to be the scariest!?!? Oh well. I looked at the foxy camera and he was out even more! He was nearly out.
Ughh, that gives me the creeps. I look back at the doors and Bonnie is there looking right at me. "Yo." I say as I close the door. I wait till he's gone then I look at the other door. Nothing there. It's 4 AM and I'm soo happy that my jobs nearly done. I looked at Foxy's camera and he wasn't there! Ohh god! I'm gonna die a horrible death! No!  Why did I want this job! I saw him running down the hallway and when I got out of the camera I instantly closed the door and it was silent. Then I heard a "Tap". I had no power. It was all gone because, OF STEVE! I decided to name him Steve. But holy crud, he's annoying! Uhh, I'm so scared. It's Five and there's this bear outside my door. It must be Freddy Fazbear. His face kept lighting up randomly. I heard this song which is Freddy Fazbear's own song he used to preform every single day. That must be annoying. Anyway. The song is still going and it's so stupid. Then everything went black. It was 5:59 and I just knew Freddy Fazbear was in my room. Then I heard a ding and I knew my shift was over. Freddy Fazbear was right in front of me. So I kicked him in the gut. It didn't hurt him but I did rip his suit. I walked away. I jumped in my car and left. When I got home it was already 7:30 AM and I just never wanted it be 12 AM ever again. It actually came quite quickly and before I knew it, I was there. And I walked into Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Five Nights At Freddy's 1: Part 2

I thought about what the man in the radio had said. Animatronics? What were they doing at night? They were great attractions for kids. I can name them myself: Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy and Yellow Bear, the one that isn't seen very much. How were they bad-- 
"He he he he hee!" a voice laughed.
I jumped into the air in fright before racing to the door and shutting it, before shutting the other one. I forgot the computers! I trudged toward them and checked the security camera. All of them were out of their positions! I gazed at the power on the other computer. It was 1 o' clock and I had 60% power left! I swiftly flicked open the doors and turned on the lights, before turning them off again. I was frightened. I slowly paced backwards toward the back wall, smacking into it. The space I was in was in a state of darkness. I couldn't see anything except for the bright rays of the two computers. I glanced at the screens. 59% power and the security cameras showed Foxy running down the corridor! I shivered with fear. It was now 2 O' clock.

The Dream (Full Storyish)

Goosebumps appeared on my skin and a shiver ran down my spine
"No" I screamed "Please,NOO! have mercy"
The man stared down at me "I have no mercy" he spat and raised his staff.Than everything went black.

"Max Max,please wake up" I heard someone say. Wearily I rolled to one side and opened my eyes "Oh good it was just a dream I murmured and sat up out of bed. "You okay?" asked my best friend Jake "You wouldn't wake up" 
"I'm fine" I answered and was going to tell him my dream,its only a dream right when for some reason I didn't "Just a bad dream" I said and when he still didn't look reassured a gave a wide smile and told him I would be fine and to go down stairs.
 Even though he didn't look convinced he went downstairs while I got changed.

When I got down stairs I walked over to where Jake,Ivy and Mason were sitting
"Whats up" I asked Jake and Ivy didn't pay any attention though I could make out bits of there conversation like "The curse" "Death" "Saacasa" and stuff like that when they realized I was there they turned sheepishly "What you talking about" I asked 
Lunch" answered Ivy while Jake said "Breakfast" and then coughed "what we mean is brunch" said Jake 
I stared down at them "Ah-ha yeah right whats this about the curse"
At this I Ivy's hand rushed to her mouth "How do you know" she gasped
"Well next time I would be a little quieter when you are having private discussions" I said grumpily "what's going on"
Jake sighed,"we best tell you everything" he said 

"Well there is something that is called the The Cursed Sacana  prophecy which was made 100 years ago" Jake paused "And-and we think you are the child of the prophecy-"
"What do you mean you think" I interrupted "Just cause I had a dream about a guy killing me with a staff it means I am "The boy of the prophecy""
I than stopped I had just told them about the dream there was a stifled silence and Ivy coughed
"No the real reason is that I was born blessed and can tell who people are,but know we know for definite you are the boy of the prophecy"
Mason who had been quiet the whole time spoke up "We should probably hide him" he coughed "I mean encase Saacasa finds out"
"Should I take him to the lair" volunteered Jake
"No" said a cold voice behind me "I'll take him to my lair"
I turned around and standing behind was a man from my dream than everything went black.

I could hear a boy shouting "Leave me" he cried "Save the others don't be stupid!"
I looked down from the building I was standing on,grasping for dear life was Mason,his face was covered in scratches and his grip was loosening "Go" he shouted once more and than let go of the ledge only to fall into inky blackness. 

I woke to the sound of screams like someone was being tortured and found myself strapped to a chair like the ones you would find at a dentist. Out of nowhere the man from my dream turned to me,looked at his watch and gave a evil smile
"What did you dream?" he snapped
"Why would I tell you" I spat
"Good point" he murmured "Maybe this will change your mind"
He walked over to the chair I was strapped to he walked behind it than snapped his gnarled fingers,where the roof had been it suddenly opened up to a room that I could only see bits of we both than rose up into the air once we were in the room because we had floated so high the roof snapped shut and I was in a room filled with machines.
The man grabbed a particular machine and hauled it over me he got a needle and stuck it into me.
Thoughts started to go drowsy and I thought "Why don't I give in,it's just a dream" but than another half of my brain told that thought of, "Must fight serum" I wheezed and suddenly nothing was drowsy and I could see perfectly again
I gave a smug smile "You gotta do better than that"
The man cursed the roof beneath us opened and we found our selves back in the first room.
"Cacanas" shouted the man "Bring in the girl,oh yes and the knife" he cackled evilly and a few moments later a big man came in caring Ivy in one hand and a wicked knife in the other but Ivy didn't have the cheerful rosy cheeks like normal but a pale face and blood trickling down her nose "Don't give in" she wheezed "He is Saacasa"
Saacasa walked over to me "What was the dream" he growled
"Never-tell" I whispered for some reason a sharp ache was in my side
"Cacanas" said Saacasa nodding towards Ivy
"Yes master" croaked Cacanas and swung the knife at Ivy's face a deep cut appeared in her flesh and she cried out in pain.
Saacasa asked me again "Tell me"
I weakly nodded and started to tell him when he cut me off "You don't just tell me" he said as if it were obvious "you think it,all I needed was your agreement than I can read your mind"
"Yeah" I said sarcastically "That is totally obvious!"
but I did as he said and pictured the dream for a few minutes until he told me "That's enough" then he clicked his fingers and another servant came and dragged Ivy and me too a cold grey dungeon.
"You all right?" somebody whispered to me after the servant had left I looked around hunched up in a corner was Jake
"Yeah I'm fine but Ivy's not
"Oh God whats happened' he wailed and ran over to her,her face was dripping in blood and she was trying to say something
"Mason,where Mason"
"Its okay" soothed Jake "he is up on the roof disabling the security"
I started panicking "On the roof,no we got to save him"
What is it" asked Ivy weakly
"Okay I will tell you" I said shakily "It was the weirdest dream ever..." I burst into conversation about my dream "And than I woke up" I finished
'We gotta save him" Ivy gulped through tears and smashed the wall with her foot she repeated this about fifty times until it surprisingly opened
"First time" she said with a smug smile and led us out onto the roof where we saw Mason hanging on for dear life
"This is just like the dream" I thought to myself "There is nothing we can do,another side of my brain took over and I rushed over to Mason but it was exactly like the dream
"Don't be stupid" he yelled "Save the others than he let go I turned around expecting to see Ivy sobbing into Jake's shoulder but all I could see was Jake clinging on for dear life while Ivy tried to pull him up I rushed over to her and helped him up."Wow thanks guys" he panted "I don't know what happened,one minute I was on the roof and the next I was hanging for dear life"
Out of nowhere a man appeared "That is the way of the tower" he cackled

I knew without a doubt that he was insane. His eyes shine in the moonlight as he cackled and cackled. There was nothing I could do, his soul was gone. I walked away head down. Another innocent life was lost to Michael Peng, the soul stealer. I, Maz Christopherson had the responsibility to stop him. However I'm pretty sure I'm not doing a good job. How I knew this well Michael had stolen almost half the world's souls in a few days. I coughed. I looked down as a illuminated blue mist floated around me. A cold unearthly scent filled the room as I heard a dark voice. I knew it was him, I knew it was the soul stealer. His dark voice filled the room.
"So you think you can stop me?" He cackled a shrill vibration ran through his voice.
"Well news flash NOONE CAN!!!" He threw his lantern to the ground the floorboards cracking. I immediately felt a pull. It didn't fell like someone was pulling my hand it felt more likely heart was being sucked out of it's place. The realisation hit, he was taking my soul. I tried to get away but it was no use, it was like an invisible chain had hooked me. Finally my body grew weak, my struggling stopped as the lantern's pull became stronger. I closed my eyes, I had failed and now my soul was gone.

Monday, 24 November 2014

Five Nights At Freddy's: The Terrible Night 1*

*This is not a copy of Connor's!

I strolled toward my mailbox. My Mum had told me to go get it. I ran past the shadowy green tree, across the bumpy tarmac, and then got to their rusting mailbox. She pulled out the letters, magazines, newspapers. But one ad at the top stuck out. Are you desperate for a job? Well then come to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria for the night shift! And that's exactly what I was looking for. I ran back down to my crooked and old house, opened the door and told my Mum about.
"Good," she smiled, "I'm going on an 8 night holiday tomorrow so I won't be there, is that okay?"
"Yeah," I smiled back.
The next day I turned up at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. The sun was shining orange rays that beamed into my face. I finally came under a shadowy veranda with the letters COME IN! mixed up into EMOC NI! I just shrugged and clambered open the door. In front of me stood a mid-aged man with wiry grey hair. He had a slightly wrinkled face, hazel eyes and wore a grey short sleeved shirt. He gazed at me grimly before asking, "Ya' want the job, mate?"
Just by that I knew he was a creepy, old Australian man.
"Yeah," I shivered a reply.
He slowly passed me a piece of paper.
"Terms and Conditions," he croaked.
I took it, searched my pockets and realized I had no pencil.
"Do you have a pencil, uh . . ."
"Just call me Freddy," he interrupted, "And no, we do not have a pencil.
I then heard a drop  and noticed that the man dropped a pencil. With my swift reflexes I managed to pick it up before him and muttered, "Liar."
I went outside and put the paper on the solid concrete and began putting in answers.
Mike Schmidt
Any Criminal or Illegal Records
No . . . . Like, really, no.
When did we start Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria? Answer: 2010
Who is the owner of FFP? Answer: Freddy
What Pizzas Do We Sell? Answer: Plain, Hawaiian, Meat Lovers, Ham and Cheese, Creamy Cheese, Ham, Meat, Salami, Chicken, Vegetarian, Salad, Gourmet
^Quiz Ends Here^
Highest College/University Grade
Best Subject:

I then finally finished the sheet and gave it to so-called "Freddy".
"Here you go," I said, handing it in.
He read it, and then put it down on his desk.
"You're chosen."
I gasped, and then took a look at all the entries people sent in.
"But there's all those entries!" I exclaimed, pointing to them.
"Oh," he muttered, before flipping them around, "These are just the spare entry forms. You're the only one."
"All right," he began, "You start tonight. Be here."
I then ran out and toward my house.
Is that place meant to be freaky?
But when I arrived there, my Mother had already left. I shrugged.

It's night time. I yawn and wake up from my sleep from my bed, before checking my clock. 9: 39. I decided to watch The Avengers and then at 12 arrived at the Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria. And believe me, that place is the creepiest place you'll ever see. I walked in, the door creaking as it did. I noticed a radio at Freddy's desk, with a lit-up green button that read: PLAY. I clicked the button, and a man began speaking through it.
"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night. Ooh, also, your security room is to your left and then above. Don't let the monsters bite!" he claimed, before the radio suddenly went blank.
I trudged toward my left, and in front of me a timber door lead into a dark room. I clambered open the door and then noticed a red arrow pointed -->. So I followed it that way and came to a solid metal door. I bumped it and it suddenly flickered open. Inside was a computer showing the security cameras and at the top of the screen was an extra tab. I clicked it and it had the time and the power I had left. It was 100%.
"Okay," I mumbled to myself, "Time to begin,"

Thursday, 20 November 2014

The strange encounter

The moon was bright that night, too bright. I ran outside silently so that I wouldn't wake my parents. I stared at the moon and it seemed like it was coming closer to the earth. I walked quickly back inside to warn my parents and they jumped out of bed. They followed me outside and saw the moon, we all stared at it when suddenly it felt like it was right on top of us and we all became unconscious because of the moons brightness. After a while all three of us woke up to see that the moon was now in their backyard! There was a strange girl coming out of it as it seemed to be her spaceship even though my family and I thought it was the moon. The girl was aqua and her hair was as long as rapunzel and as blue as her body. We all stared at her in amazement as she walked towards us."who are you" I asked bravely,"and what are you doing here?" She said something in a different language that sounded a bit like this:"[]{}||<>~~__++" "um okaaay," I said "I see that you don't speak my language." "Yes I do actually, I'm sorry I just forgot to change my settings for my languages." So we all went inside and introduced ourselves. We had a little chat and some tea. Finally it was daytime and she had to go so we said goodbye and she left to go back to her family. 


Friday, 14 November 2014

I knew that first day in hospital, that there was something strange about my baby brother.

10 years later..
"Haha," I said as I zapped my sister in the back repeatedly and flew around the room to get away from her.
"Stop it," she said sounding really annoyed.
"I was only having fun."
"That's what you said before and now the-."
Then they clamped a hand around her mouth and dragged her away from me.
I flew up to them but before I could activate my heat vision (which I can change temperatures with) they put a knife to her throat and said I'm the person who killed your parents and if you try to harm me I will kill her.

Maz was pointing at sophie. Sophie was bobbing her head up and down while listening to music. Zahra was making faces. Joseph was typing. Adam wasn't moving. David was laughing. Dom was wearing headphones. James shorts were being burnt by a hot glue gun. Amy was leaning back in her chair. Tyler was telling sophie about how he went to his cousins house. Oliver was talking to maz. Connor was looking at me. Mrs storey was marking reports. So was miss fuller. Romy and Ellie were talking. Sarah was blinking. Ben was scribbling words. Alex and dalton were looking at pictures of pugs. Yvette was leaning on her elbow. Jenna was colouring in with a blue pen. Hayden was reading. Eliza was doing her passion project. Cooper was biting miss fullers shoe. Leo was sitting on two chairs. Rhys was playing with mrs storeys leg. Gabriel was listening to Eliza. Mikaela was sitting on a blue chair with a blue iPad. Michael was opening a chrome book lid. I was typing. This. Sopho is reading my work. I am Sopho. Now I'm giving it back to amberghtjfhgfhfhgvghvhgvghvghvhg

Thursday, 13 November 2014

the farmer dies part 2

I glare at the men in the crimson Ferrari in disbelief.
"You foul cold-blooded murderer!" I yell.
"I did it for my own sake," the man replied, taking off his fedora and carefully placing it beside him.
"You killed someone! Why?"
"This property is now my property," exclaimed the man.
"Says who?" I asked.
"Says me. I'll give you 500 million dollars if you give me this property," he coughed.
"Money can't make a man," I told him.
"And nor can killing. I regret for killing you father, but I want this property," he angrily said.
"Well you're not going to get it."
The man slowly picks up his ebony revolver and faces it at me. The sizzling, orange sun boils against the back of my face, making a ray of light in front of me. I'm unable to see properly, until it slowly fades away. I realize that the man is serious. Very, very serious. He wants this property. And now.
"Do you want to die?" he asked.
"I'd love to now that you foul fugitives knocked my father's soul out."
A dead silence breaks out between us as I wait for what seems like forever as the sun rages hotter.
"Fine," the man says, before placing his revolver beside his fedora, "I guess my men will have to beat you up and torcher you instead."
 But then, my chest begins beating. My heart goes so faster, like it's running away from me. And then I chase it. I sprint through the grass fields for ages, running faster than I've ever been before. The sun doesn't bother me any more. What seems like seconds later I hear the man who threatened to kill me shout a command, and the Ferrari speeds at me with a broom. Dark grey smoke spews out at its engine as I see 7 men in the car yelling and arguing. It speeds toward me, clocking a distance of 600 km an hour. I glare back, but I realize the car is in front of me. It takes a massive U-turn, a vivid trail left on the black tarmac, and then it is literally RIGHT in front of me, before spinning to a halt.
"Kid," begins the man, "STAND down."

Bloodhound 2: Into the Light

My name is Lisa Hanston. I am the Bloodhound. Ever since I walked out on my father I've been living on the street, sleeping in alleys and eating the few scraps that people give me.

Maz's death

I sit on the comfy, green couch next to Joe, wondering what to write about. I peer over Joe's shoulder.
"Whatcha doing?" I whisper.
"Shhhh!" someone in the classroom echoes.
Then, I hear a deafening scream. Louder than ever. It rattles the TV. The classroom explodes with noise as everyone goes to look outside and begins chatting. The teacher's look dumbfounded, not knowing what to do. I then stand up in the commotion, and slowly pace across the carpet to our The Jetsons door. I clambered it open, and take a look inside the bathroom. It's dark in there, with blue flooring and water everywhere and toilet paper scattered across the floor. I scan the toilet for a moment, looking in the seats and outside of them until my nice new shoe hits something.
"Uugh!" I mutter in disgust.
I pull up my shoe and see what it was. Watery white toilet paper with a red stain on it. Something points out about the toilet paper, and I stand there for a moment, thinking. And then I realize. Blood. A tiny bit of crimson blood. I jog outside the door onto the timber deck. All the teachers in the school are there and so is the principal. All of them waiting outside our classroom on the veranda. Awkward. Our teacher, Mrs. Storey, walks out onto the deck. The field is muddy, full of brown squish. The grass is turning brown and mouldy anyway. A rain starts flooding upon us, but not to big. It rattles against our classroom roof. I can see the principal talking to my teacher about what happened. I go up to the principal. I'm about to tell him about what happened to Maz, I open my mouth with a gasp, but then close it. I slowly walk back inside like nothing happened and slam my head on the couch. No one in the class knows what to do. Then, the principal stomps into our room with his ebony polished shoes. He wears a tie and a white and black suit. A smile comes across his face.
"Continue school," he says, "Or should I tell you a funny story first?"
The class cheers for a funny story, and then everything goes back to normal as we sit on the mat as the principal starts talking about Jimmy the sheep. But I knew things will change from that moment. Number 1, Michael will have no friends, and, well, yeah. So I guess I'll have to finish the story here.

Bloodhound 1: The Rise of the Wolf

My father, the original Bloodhound, is evil. He likes to call himself the Dark Lord, I always tease him about being a Harry Potter fan. He can turn into a wolf on command and has enhanced strength, agility and smelling. It's because we're descended from the ancient werewolves that lived over two million years ago. He tells me I'm a great disappointment and that he had already uncovered his abilities when he was two years younger than I am right now. He has made many enemies over the years, some of the them the greatest superheroes of all. My name is Lisa Hanston. I am the Bloodhound.

'Lisa!' my father shouted at me.
'What?' I shouted back from the other side of the house.
'Get down! Catman's back!'
As soon as he said it a man dressed in complete black burst into the house. 'I'm here for my revenge Bloodhound! Come out, come out, wherever you are!' shouted Catman crazily. 'Are you under here?' he wondered looking under the bed. He had obviously lost his mind. But I guess that happens to a person when someone kills your wife. He opened the cupboard where I was hiding.
'Ooh. What's this. Killing teenagers now are you, Bloodhound?'
'No,' I say. 'I'm his daughter.'
'Ooh. Bloody has a daughter. I wanted wanted to kill you, Bloodhound. But, I can settle for someone special that you care about.'
My father emerged from his hiding place. 'I don't care about her. Kill her if you want. It'll provide me with a getaway distraction.'
Catman pounced. 'You don't care about any living being in the universe. I WILL KILL YOU!!!' Catman screamed ferociously. Shing went his claws as he landed on top of my father. He was swiping crazily at my fathers face. Trying to injure him enough for him to bleed to death. Catman drew back for the finishing blow but at the last second, my father rolled out of the way leaving Catman's claws stuck in the floor. My father ran over to me and said; 'One more step towards me and this girl dies.'
I gasp. 'Father?' I whimper.
'Huh,' he scoffs. 'You actually think I care about you? I don't care what happens to you, as long as I survive. The only reason I looked after you was because it was your mothers final words. She was the only thing that I ever cared about. Now, you. Catman. Back off. Get out of my house and go die in a hole.'
I was shocked. I knew my father didn't like me but I didn't know that he didn't care about me at all. Suddenly, my sadness was replaced with rage. I felt anger bubbling up inside me. And then felt myself grow bigger. I felt my senses sharpening. I felt myself getting stronger and stronger. I looked down at my father, his mouth wide in disbelief. Then, heard a howl. And then, realised it was me howling.
'That's one heck of a daughter you've got there, eh Bloody,' Catman joked over the gloomy howl. My howl. Then with one swift movement, I turned around and knocked my father to the other side of the room with my giant paw. Paw! I had just done my first wolf transformation. I growled in a very low voice which was not my own: 'You are not my father. And I swear, someday. I. Will. Kill you.' Then, I walked out of our old abandoned mansion and into the night. 'He's all yours.'

Five Nights At Freddys 2 part 1

No way it did not just happen at Freddy Fazbears pizza shop, a man in a costume led 5 kids to their
death. Rumor says he stuck the body's in the animatronics also at night parents claim foul odors come
out of the animatronics the manager claims that blood and mucus comes out of the animatronics eyes. 
4 years later, Finally they reopened Freddy Fazbears pizza shop that story before can finally be left 
behind. Everything is new I need some more money I wander if I can get a Job there?

Oh I guess I can be the Security Guard that's ok. When I Applied for the job they gave me a sheet asking me questions. What the year 1993, what's your first name Kyle last name Brooje, how old are you 18, do you have a criminal record no. After I filled in the rest of the paper work I gave it to the man at the counter. he said "you got the
job" as day became night I wandered if the robots hadn't changed what if they want to kill me. I Began
to wonder if my choice of career was a mistake. the clock struck 11. I want to get there early to listen to the voice message someone left me. In the sheet they said there will be a voice recorded with steps on what to do. I got there and they led me to my room it was small broken down and had a computer that allowed me to see the 
security cameras and another computer showing how much power I had. The person who showed me 
the room left the room in a hurry and said "got to go by" I listened to the message it said "if you chose
this job the chances are you've maid a very poor career choice if any damage or injuries occur we are not responsible for it, the animals here probably think you're a naked endo-skeleton now to the important business if 
Chicka or Bonnie come in put on the Freddy hat they will not attack you what ever you do don't let foxy
in he will take the Freddy hat of you and attack you also-" I muted the call everything went silent until
I heard a rustle what was that noise coming all I know is it getting closer and closer and closer huh the 
vent its coming from the vent I kneed to lock it I ran up to the vent and locked it only to find Chicka 
staring into my eyes how much power 98% and it's still 12 wait I hear something some screaming 
"HELP HELP HELP ME"then everything went silent I checked the camera all I saw was was Freddy, 
blood dripping from his eyes and mouth he had just killed a man. The clock clicked to 1 am So for So 
Good lets check the camera Freddy and Bonnie haven't moved yet foxy peeking his head out. I'll go 
off the camera lets check the vent Chicka still there determined to get in. "Huh it's Bonnie shes in the 
room put the Freddy hat on. phew I did it just in time a few minutes later, wow I'm astonished Bonnie 
just left the room And it's 2 am maybe I will survive the day. wait a second the cameras oh no few foxy still in the same place Freddy's hiding in the toilet but Bonnie is still where he started. and I I ZZZ ZZZ ZZZZ I Fell 
asleep I awoke my self after a terrible nightmare I was doing the job and Freddy kept randomly 
appearing saying It's me It"s me. Oh good it's 5 and I still have some power oh no oh god it's foxy he's 
in. The clock struck 6 he fell to the floor and became limp and and lifeless huh that's weird at least I 
made it past day 1. The next day, oh why didn't I quit I'm so stupid who in there right mind wouldn't 
quit oh well time for the voice message "Hello Hello if your hearing this you've done better then most 
people" that's satisfying I thought now back to the voice message "also you may want to check the cameras well listening to this also check th- I muted the call lets look at a camera wait a second the poster it... it changed now
it's this weird golden Freddy lets go off the camera there's a limp and lifeless dead gold Freddy figure 
staring into my eyes and I keep hallucinating and seeing Freddy saying it's me i'ts me and the figure its 
attacking me help I screamed then everything went dark.

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Some story.

Her scream made my hair stand on end...
She was screeching her head off. I ran over to see what was happening, and I found a cat staring out of a window at a person yelling her head off. The person who was screaming lost her head because it fell off and it rolled into the grass. Her body fell forwards into the grass in a face plant, and she died.

At the same time, in another place....

It was raining Persians and Dashunds. The crowd...
What crowd? There was no crowd. Some story this is, it doesn't even make sense. Well, now that I come to it, why don't I write a story that makes sense? Ok, so it was raining noodles and cheese. Suddenly a giant meatball meteor struck the Earth. The Earth was destroyed of indigestion.

At the same time, on another planet....

The alien went to a beach to have a nice, boiling hot, and overheating swim in...
Now, everyone hold your breath, this is the epic bit. L.A.V.A.
That spells lava, if your too dumb to spell lava. So, you get the point, the aliens live on a planet with lava seas. But two days later, the planet melted because of the lava.

The End For Now.

Why Oliver And I Are Rivals Part 1

Her scream made my hair stand up on end but it was what I wanted. She had killed my brother, now it was time to kill her. The scream could be heard miles away. Oliver woke up. He ran through the pitch black darkness towards the source of the sound. He appeared at the house. a small dimly lit cabin it the middle of wheretheheckistan. I hid. He examined the room. He found a gun with a silencer sitting on a beanbag in the corner of the room. Slumped on the couch, a body's with blood gushing out of her neck. Oliver sat next to the body and tears appeared in his eyes. I had no idea that I had murdered the sister of someone I had gone to primary school with. But why had she murdered my brother. A diary hidden under a broken floorboard had the answer. Oliver left the cabin. I knew I didn't have much time to read it- the cops would arrive soon. I grabbed the book and dashed out the back door. In front of me, the silhouette of a person under a porch light.  It was Oliver. What happened next isn't anything you need to know but cut and injured, I limped away. I arrived at home where I read through the diary. I didn't care about my broken toe or my bleeding eye. I read about someone who had threatened her life. "He threatened me. I had to kill him. A little boy. It was me or him. I snuck into the room and returned to the witchdoctor with the body. I hope by now the police has found him. I don't know much about where he is hiding but somewhere where there is a big mountain." That could be anywhere I thought to myself. I read on. "Why he wanted the boy, I'm not sure. All I remember is being grabbed and dragged approximately 200 metres down R~~~~ Road." A drop of blood from my chin had fallen onto the name of the road. This was vital information for the police. I thought hard. Heaps of questions flowed through my head. I looked everywhere. The police were doing random forensic things but I knew no fingerprints or DNA would be left at the scene. The unknown soul was clever.

I explored everywhere from A to Z. Well, actually only letters between Q and S. I soon located an abandoned street. The street sign was gone but I soon found one little shed in the middle of the street. The wind blew and leafs flew everywhere. The planet howled. I arrived at the shed. "Ridge Road Cottage" That was it! Ridge Road. I was on the right path. I didn't know where 200 meters started so I made my way back to the entrance to the road. I counted 200 steps. I couldn't see anything. I walked over to the other side of the street and took 200 steps towards where I had come from. I soon saw a few very faint footprints on a dirt path. I ran up it and to my disbelief... Oh no.

Part 2 out soon.

green goo

It slowed down... then nothing! What was i going to do now? Is stood up from my chair, I was in a damp and cold train station, surprising it was empty and the only sound I could hear was footsteps up above. I walked into the deserted train... BANG the train door slammed shut and suddenly the train that was sitting there on the platform was now moving at 250 kilometers and hour!! I tried to open the doors but they wouldn't budge. I sat down and thought for a moment, 'How could this happen the train just started moving? I have to find out whats going on.' With courage I stood up and made my way to the front of the train. I stared at the door for a while wondering if I really should open this door.

I opened the door and peaked in, lying on the ground was a body. It was covered in, goo green goo? As I stared with disbelief I didn't know that there was something else in there but I couldn't see it and somehow it was coming towards me with a knife in one hand and a jar of goo in the other,

WHACK my eyes turned white and that was all I could remember...

I woke up dramatically and stared at the wall, I was blind forever and ever and ever!

don't play with fire!!

She did not just do that, she did not just blow up the twin tower building with her bare hands... cool!!
I ran up in front of the building and yelled "Potatoes are cool!" I died, The End. 

woke up and looked around the house it was ebony black and it smelt like my Mum's burnt cookies coming out of the oven. I was hot and sweaty, why? Then I turned my back, right behind me was a fire it got me I died, The End.

I woke up ,in the middle of the sea and I was in my bed that was soaking wet and it was falling apart. I saw sharks under me and I tried to hang on. It was to late, I set fire to by bed and thought it would be a good signal, what I didn't no was that my bed was flammable, I died. the End.

I woke up in a volcano, well not any volcano it was the volcano that was going to erupt like now and I forgot my bed was not fire proof so it set on fire. The volcano erupted I burnt miserably to a crisp, I died. the End.

I woke up in a tornado, well not any tornado this tornado was going to destroy my home town and kill everyone. I decided to fly down it I fell and well. I Died. The End

I woke up, my Mum was there and she said " you were asleep when the twin tower building got bombed when a volcano erupted when there was a flood happening there was a tornado and when killer Mums took over the earth, Mum ate me, The End.

I woke up, I stared at the phone with disbelief the power had run out. A killer frog came into my house and decided it was time to eat me. I fell into the stomach acid and kinda burnt to death, I died. The End.

I woke up, there was a spark then there was smoke then my clothes set on fire so I tried to stand on the flame but I forgot that I had bare feet so my foot set on fire and I bleed to death, I died. The End.

I woke up and there was a storm so I decided it would be a good time to go outside. What I forgot was that I was blind so I walked straight into a pool of lava and died and I also got struck by lightning, I died. The End.

I woke up, I am in a room of cheese and I eat all of the cheese but I forgot that I was allergic to cheese so I died because I ate to much cheese, I died. The End.

I woke up and found minions eating jelly, I was starving so I ate it, it was horrible because it tasted like puke, gross. I died of starvation, The End.

Her scream made my hair stand on the end, I ran down the narrow corridor and found her she was in the middle of a screaming contest and she was losing so she was screaming louder and louder but I really don't understand the concept of it. I died of the screaming. The End.

I woke up, I was in a pot of boiling water and there were cakes around me reading a book 'How to bake cakes crossed  out with humans instead.' I was tied up so I couldn't get out so I ate the rope and ran out I survived then a cake came and saw me he ate me before I could eat him I died, The End.

I woke up wait why did I wake up I died like 13 times I should be dead already.Am I magic I used my magic to take over the world I died , The End.

Five Night's At Freddy's 1 Part 3!

Day Two

(Yawn). I'm so tired! I've had no sleep at all and now I'm gonna fall asleep which is the worst thing to do! Remember what happened to the last guy. He fell asleep and in the morning was found dead, in a pool of blood! SO NEVER FALL ASLEEP!!!  I'm so tired. (Yawn!) It's 2 AM and I'm feeling so sleepy! I- I- I, Zzz Zzz Zzz. I woke up and it was still 2 AM but I'm not tired anymore, it's so weird. Well anyways, um, uh, I'm bored. When can it be 6! Well it's 3 now and I looked at the camera's and this room with this poster with Freddy on it, but he was golden. Then I saw this camera which I've never noticed, the camera wasn't working and it was just- just- just stupid! Hmm, my power percentage must quite low. I checked and it said 502734286%. Wait- WHAT! 502734286%! What is happening. Random things keep happening! I decided to keep looking through the camera's. But then I saw one of the manager getting attacked! Her scream made my hair stand on end... I saw her dead, killed by Foxy and he was brought into the toilets. I looked away and right in front of me, on my chair, was Golden Freddy! I kept seeing the words "It's Me, It's ME! flash over and over again. Then all I saw was Golden Freddy Face. And than I woke up! "What! That was all a dream! Well, I must expect that because those weird things couldn't happen in real life right, right." It was 6 AM and i decided to go home. But on the way back I saw a hand on the floor, outside the toilets. I looked through and there was the manager lying on the floor, in a pool of blood! But holding onto her foot was... Foxy! But he wasn't on. Phew! I walked back home, forgetting about the manager and just wishing tomorrow wouldn't come!

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

Death to me

"Thank you for everything" I said, but it was to late the man-Greg-had already thrown the rope around my neck
"You won't be thanking us when your dead" he cackled. The crowd screeched with laughter
"Kill the witch, kill the witch" they chanted, all except Marty and Mum, I think Marty would be if he could but he was only 2 and couldn't speak and mum well lets just say someone cut out her tongue. I was only 14 but someone had killed Henry Gillock and since I owned a cat, they blamed it on me. As I hung there thrashing about trying to peel the rope off my neck. But that just made it worse. And than suddenly I knew I was dead, the entire world grew hazy and than became clear again but everything was going in slow motion I found a pocket knife and cut the rope. Than I screamed-I had, had a knife the whole time. Mum and Marty were walking away, grinning from ear to ear. I growled to myself as the world went back to normal speed as I looked down a my self, I was a ghost.
"Well  I thought to myself, you just got a personnel poltergeist.
Since that day Marty And Mary Owen never had a peaceful day, or Marty' Children and grandchildren and so on for generations it is the year 3018 and I am torturing Thomas Owen by ruining his Currier, oh what a mistake they made hanging me.

Jellyland (it's short)

"Thank you for everything-" Bob said to Gary but it was too late.
The magical flying corn chip only let Bob 5 seconds to talk before it would pick him up and take him to the Jellyland full of jelly in the jelly galaxy where it was paradise.
Bob had been selected to be the 5 people on the Earth to enter Jellyland. He had been selected because he had wrote a letter containing 10 words: I would like to enter jellyland because I like jelly.
The people in Jellyland along with the president thought this was a magnificent piece of writing and took Bob as one of the 5 people to Jellyland. 3 and half billion people wrote letters to the Jellyland president but Mr Jelly (the president of Jellyland) choose the following people: Bob, Fred, Freddy, Bobby and Bob the second.
On the magical flying corn chip, Bob fell off and there were no safety stuff and Bob fell 193 kilometers and he died  

Monday, 10 November 2014

The race to the moon part 1 (NASA base)

Me, Snake and Broomy all walked silently into the room followed by blue team and pink team. I am Ash, Snake and Broomy are my teamates. We make the green team. The blue team include Squid Stampy and superchache also known as chache. The pink team are all about love but are very smart. They include Amy Lee, BrindaXD and Salemslady. We all sat down when suddenly the TV turned on. There stood Stampy's crazy old grandfather, he said. "Hello is this thing on good. I have called you here today to start the race and yes thank you for coming on such short notice. Right anyway to make it  eaisier I have signed all of your contracts for you ah ha ha ha ha. So the winning team recieves 500 gold bars so you can become rich beyond your wildest dreams just like me yes what yes. Oh I almost forgot to tell you where you will be racing to. The winning team will be the first team to reach......... THE MOON ah ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa! Then the TV turned off.

The room we were in was in the NASA base on earth, all the other teams noticed that a door had opened so they went in. I didn't realize and I don't think Broomy or Snake noticed either. Suddenly the teams came out with lots of tools and armor and swords. They told us we had stuff in there to. We ran in and grabbed all our stuff then went outside to find the other teams riding on horses into the distance in different directions. We got on our horses which seemed to like us. Then we started galloping in yet another direction. 

End of part 1.

Friday, 7 November 2014

Stuffed stuff

I stared at the phone in disbelief as the power turned off. It had finally happened. I had been right all along . The power had finally run out. The 20 first century brought bad luck that no one could imagine, no one but me.

Time had passed and everyone was was trying to make an efficient energy source to power their electronics. I have never had the the chance to laugh. at normal people.

Five Night's At Freddy's 1 Part 2!

Day 1

I'm so scared! It's 12 AM. I looked at the security camera's and they were all different, like they should be. That's good. I looked at the camera's and looked at every single camera over and over! I was about to turn off the when I saw the camera of outside and there was Bonnie the purple bunny animatronic. It was running into the security room. It was 4 AM and i only had 1% of power left! I totally forgot I had limited power! Ahh! I'm gonna die! My power went off and I looked away from the camera and... There was nothing. Oh, so Bonnie wasn't there. But I saw him come in though! Agh he probably left. That's so SWEET! "YAYYAAH!" I yelled as it became 6. The manager came in and let me go home. So I got home and sat down, I needed foo SOO bad! I ate and ate until like 5 PM then I remembered I had to work again tomorrow. And I also had no sleep. Oh crud, oh crud, OH CRUD! I went to sleep for 1 hour then headed back to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria and my job started! Click HERE For Part 3!