Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Some story.

Her scream made my hair stand on end...
She was screeching her head off. I ran over to see what was happening, and I found a cat staring out of a window at a person yelling her head off. The person who was screaming lost her head because it fell off and it rolled into the grass. Her body fell forwards into the grass in a face plant, and she died.

At the same time, in another place....

It was raining Persians and Dashunds. The crowd...
What crowd? There was no crowd. Some story this is, it doesn't even make sense. Well, now that I come to it, why don't I write a story that makes sense? Ok, so it was raining noodles and cheese. Suddenly a giant meatball meteor struck the Earth. The Earth was destroyed of indigestion.

At the same time, on another planet....

The alien went to a beach to have a nice, boiling hot, and overheating swim in...
Now, everyone hold your breath, this is the epic bit. L.A.V.A.
That spells lava, if your too dumb to spell lava. So, you get the point, the aliens live on a planet with lava seas. But two days later, the planet melted because of the lava.

The End For Now.

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